Aww, I'm sorry. I'll just go back to watching my romance-novel-turned-into-a-miniseries that is not at all about following various relationships (aka 'ships'). AT ALL.

you are one of my favorite people on io9 today. CARRY ON. <3

Thank you for explaining exactly why I love this show. It is so over the top and hilariously bodice-ripping. The Knave and Alice are spunky and adorable (and I kinda ship them.) Alice and Cyrus are spunky and adorable (and I ship them.) The Red Queen isn't as much fun as Regina but I love her as Jafar's whipping girl.

I wouldn't object to another version of GDW, especially since I love the live versions from the Dance and Live in Boston concerts. I was also thinking maybe even Sisters of the Moon from Tusk? Sounds like it might work well for AHS's plot. It also references black widows. :)

Oh my god, I don't watch American Horror Story but did you say that Stevie Nicks and Lindsday Buckingham are doing a remake of one of their songs just for it, oh my god. I wonder which one?!? About a witch, they said? Probably not Rhiannon, since it's so well known. I can think of at least three pre-Fleetwood Mac…

I have never been so disappointed that a main character (non-villain) didn't die in my life. God, I hate her so much.

Honestly, I gave up on Grimm because I hated Juliette so much. When she didn't die in the cliffhanger at the end of S1, I just couldn't keep tuning in.

Wow, so like I saw the flashback scene where Slade tells Shado that someone needed to talk to Oliver to deal with his obviously unsettled mental state over killing people before he cracked entirely but then I missed the rest of the ep. So...Slade went on to then throw a jelly fit over Ollie/Shado? I love this show and…

Hahaha. I'm so sorry. I never at the renfaire because, hello, port-a-johns. Reason #1232 that I would actually be horrified by living in the actual middle ages.

Like many Ren Faire enthusiasts, I have nostalgia for the medieval period which is very ridiculous since I studied the Middle Ages when I was in college getting my history degree and I know that it really, really sucked. So I'd say I'm actually nostalgic for "Renfestia," which I believe is the setting for Disney's…

My mom hates her and particularily hates her modern short haircut. She's always saying, "Look at her EARS! Why would they let her cut her hair like that?" Because my mother is classy like that.

Regina and Rumple/Gold are way more compelling than many of the good guys. I love Emma but her parents (especially Charming) are BORING.

Ahem, the Roanoke Colony (aka "the Lost Colony") was on Roanoke Island in Dare County, North Carolina, and that's what the show is referencing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_C…

Yes, I can see where world religions over the last 2,000 years have made aliens a priority in their missioning prospects. Carry on.

Hilariously, this show is actually shot in coastal NC; in reality, "Sleepy Hollow" the set isn't that far from where the lost Roanoke colony would actually be.

I assume this is supposed to mean something?

This sounds like every amnesia trope fanfic I've ever read, except that none of the characters are as bad as Cat is.

If AoS wasn't as bad as it is, this might actually be exciting. Okay, whatever, I'm lying, it's still exciting, as long as they get a different creative team to develop these new ones. Although one wonders how many series (TV, movies, etc) they can juggle in the same continuity and still make them feel connected.

I honestly have no idea. I have a layman's interest in astronomy and space and I'm just flabbergasted every time I read about what happens out there. Religions tend to be so Earth-centric and dismissive of the rest of the universe and that's just not a viewpoint I can understand because there is so much beyond the…

The show has already been picked up for a second season so it will run longer than this one season. However, both seasons are only 13 episodes long.