I’m in if we put a Venmo/GFM together.

Jalopnik staff, would you be up for running a couple of articles to see if we can do this? We’ve found people’s stolen cars before, I’d bet we can get Tom’s Subaru. I’m not spending shit during this lockdown - I’m good for $100

We need venmo deets.  I’m in for a tenner.

Lets spot her the 2500 to get the MS3. David Tracy nailed it this time even though that car has interior styling straight out of a metro bus.

Woah, that’s a great one. Good call.

seriously, someone forward me the venmo. I got a 5 spot.

It’s nearly always an excuse. A friend of mine (who thankfully can fully afford it), traded in a four year old Accord because it needed brakes and “he was afraid it would start to become a money pit”. An *Accord*.

“You see, I had a rough situation and made it out, so everyone who doesn’t is an idiot.” 

I had to roll my eyes at Seattle to San Diego not being “driving distance”.

I can’t see a future where I don’t blame Apple for most of the problems I encounter with the various tech I use.

No, it won’t stop people from idiotically blaming their friends for tech problems that Apple created. Nothing will ever fix that. 

That Disney+ is cheap for a reason...

But I’m sure it’s purely a coincidence. Big corporations wouldn’t collude and price fix with their respective captive markets and private monopolies....

I always found that slow cookers made everything taste muddy and one-note. All the solutions for slow cooker flavor require more prep or dirtying more things.

Mid-engined RWD sportscar, meet snow.  Have you met snow’s friend, wall?

If they really want to sell this car, they would add the additional feature to lift the car up to its highest height whenever you park the car- that way, it’s easier to enter and exit the car, which is probably the top reason why CUV’s sell and wagons don’t.

I also regularly fly first and business, and I’m here to tell you: fuck off. It’s a bathroom. Get over yourself. Who cares where people pee? It doesn’t matter. I have been affected by people using the first class bathroom precisely 0 times.

I’m basing this off of historical reputation. Sure there is more tech, but it it’s pretty well know that German cars are almost always more complex, expensive and less reliable than pretty much any Japanese manufacturer.

Actually White Tails are rare in the PNW but we have plenty of Black Tail and Mule Deer to compensate. Also my son’s Buick LeSabre probably does more offroad mileage than the average Subaru in Oregon, because he goes up in the mountains and woods every other week. Skint college students run what they brung, and a…

Nice AMC Eagle.