Well, he self-reported because he would have tested positive. Tomato, tomata.

This is completely asinine. The witch hunt for Alex Rodriguez was bad enough with his suspension, let's not go through this again. Give him a short suspension (or even none at all!), and put him in the drug program with rehab.

But she still moonwalked. Ergo, she is still a delight!

Ban hockey.

He was comparing the picture from February of last year to what he remembered Hayward looking like in college, in which case he did gain a lot of muscle. Though I could see how that could be confusing without the picture of him from college embedded in the article.

More of a Chris Evans tbh

I know it's probably just the way he styles his hair, but it's about damn time the Jazz had some decent product on the court.

Does he also purse his lips ever so slightly, as if to say, "I am going to fuck your woman and there is nothing you can do about it"? That's Tatum's trademark.

Whether it's co-ed flag football or a half-marathon, having a date inked on the calendar will guilt you into submission.

Ah, yes. The whole "Just smile and wave, and there won't be any problems." excuse.

Great Job!

Freedom of the press!

As someone who wrote sports for a little more than 10 years, I gotta say she's right on the money*.

I know Toronto's kinda free spirited, but public masturbation like this is a bit much.

Fill Kessol

Lunch isn't available in cans. Bottles. But . . yeah, it's a great IPA.

The King Titus Porter from Maine Beer Co is fantastic as well. Haven't had Lunch yet, but it's on my list.

I think Billy was addressing how "fraudulent" (not sure I'd use that word, either) that parity is, in the sense the MLS has completely manufactured the level of parity you highlighted via rather blunt, hamfisted means to neuter the power of its labor, and said means have no real current parallel anywhere else in…

I'm so glad you're the only person, in a world filled with billions of people, that cares about this issue because humans are incapable of caring about a multitude of issues.