I imagine it goes something like this:

A filthy, illicit organization.

Heres a comparison. Alex Rodriguez took substances to enhance his game, and our viewing pleasure. Miguel Cabrera beat his wife and Drank and Drove. Who should be the villian?

I'll toss my hat in the ring to not really answer this one but provide a reason for why it appears that way. What Deadspin hates, above all, is sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting (and Darren Rovell, which amounts to the same thing). There is no greater example of said sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting than…

How about we start with you explaining why it IS a big deal. Baseball is just a fucking game. Steroids are (mostly) harmless scary, scary drugs. Dingers are fun to watch. Certainly better than watching everyone in baseball except Cabrera hit .260 with 18 HR.

Steroids saved baseball, be grateful for your juiced up overlords.

I think there's a difference between feeling attraction and acting upon it. I'm not sure about the numbers myself, but that might explain part of it.

I feel like this could be summed up by saying "If you're a guy, don't talk to a girl you don't know on twitter"

And yet, that's what Papa Steinbrenner put on the Yankee mission statement...World Series or bust. All I ever heard was "If we don't win it all, then the season was a failure". So, while George owned the team, six great seasons and a whole lot more failures.

Right — I'm obviously trolling a little bit here, but the amusing part of retiring numbers of good-not-great dudes like Pettitte, Williams, and Posada is furthering how absurd Yankees' fans treatment of A-Rod is. He has more Yankee WAR than the latter two and almost exactly as much as Pettitte, and he's about as…

No denying that. But if you think that they wouldn't get rid of him, then you're well off base. (pun intended)

Are there plans for a special plaque commemorating Roger Clemens sticking Pettitte's ass?

Oh I see...

At least he can always look back fondly on his work in Rocky Horror Picture Show and Spin City.

ungreying this bc i wanna see what happens

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

I have a friend who runs a foot cart in Portland. She has so many stories of people watching their gluten intake who order the meatballs (which have breadcrumbs in them, and she tells that to every customer), that it's not even funny anymore. And they always respond with, "well, a little is OK."

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

How much is that in souls?

A bunch of kids would take, like, two bites of pizza and then leave the rest of the slice. Part of me died inside. Who does that with pizza? That's deviant behavior.