Sriracha is one of the last things on this earth I would call exotic. They have it at Subway.

I'm a man and I like spicy food. But not overly hot. If it's spicy but has great flavor, I'm all into it. But if it's hot just to be hot, forget it. 'Oh, you make your wing sauce with 117 ghost peppers per quart? I'll pass. I like keeping the lining of my stomach intact.'

Lindy West wrote a piece on vaccination for The Guardian:

"Most parents who don't vaccinate aren't dumb."

You know what's annoying about the vaccines cause autism line? Anti-vaxxers act like autism is a fate worse than death. I mean, obviously, no one wants their kid to have to face a word that is not kind to neuro-atypical people and I know that it is a spectrum with more difficulties on one end than on the other, but…

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

1. Mix one part awesomely suspenseful trailer and 9 parts bald eagle fucking patriot porn and sprinkle in some casual racism.

still better than that Fanta ad.

Andrew:

I was raised as a very devout Catholic but I'd describe my self as some sort of Deist/Agnostic something currently. As a result JuniorFlair who is currently 7 is not being raised with any formal religious upbringing. I always said I would and let him make up his mind when he was older, but past Christening him, I am…

I think that's fine.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

"I once worked at the ad agency that created the "Wanta Fanta" jingle for Fanta soda"

If you still have a medical-diagnosed vitamin deficiency, most of the time a multivitamin is all that you need. Anything else should be given by a doctor.

I believe the theory on "better for you" for local foods is that, since the fruit/veggie was picked when it was more ripe, it has more nutrients.

BUT TOXINS THO

Yes! The naturalistic fallacy is dangerous. So many people are afraid of "chemicals." You know....chemicals! Like water! Scary dihydrogen monoxide. Terrifies me how many engage in this. Your doctor will help you supplement if medically you need to supplement!

Why are people so determined to believe that medical science is a big fat conspiracy while naturopaths and nutritionists selling pills are bound to be on your side?