So the ultimate snack is either plain tortilla chips or tortilla chips with fake cheese dust on them?

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

who let kotaku vote?

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Sigh. The NFL continues to push me away as a fan. It's insanely blatant now. Let's saturate the market with football.

I'm a Yankee fan and I think they are full of shit. They didn't have problems when A-Rod was cracking 50 HR's a year. It's just a BS way to get out of paying him $6 million.

You should change the headline to "Yankees further alienating player that they will depend on during the season."

come on man. that's a little harsh. the person that wrote the story knew what the customer meant. but because the customer was being a jerk, the letter writer decided to be a jerk back. shoulda just spit in the coffee instead.

Breaking News: Yankees don't want to pay historically bad contract they agreed to

This isn't the way to promote board game diversity. On the whole a message of "Your tastes are terrible" usually doesn't endear anyone to trying what you recommend, if anything it puts a bad taste in their mouth.

On top of that, the game is long — monstrously long. You could have a birthday in the time it takes to complete a Monopoly game. It's the endless exchange of cash — the adding, the subtracting, the making of change — that makes a humiliating process even more protracted.

She left her ass all lumpy, lol.

yeah, not to get all hot takey, but people do really forget all the time that the commissioner isn't really the boss of the NFL. The owners hired him and they pay him. Robert Kraft is Goodell's boss, one of 32.

Doritos? Really America? Really?! That's where you want to plant your snack flag? Powdered "cheese" faux-tilla chips over real Goddamned cheese and delicious crackers like Triscuits or Town House or motherfucking Wheat Thins?!? You chose that XXXTREME garbage over the delicious, salty, baked cheese flavor of…

You can't factor dips into the equation with tortilla chips. Dips were last year's tournament. It's plain tortilla chips (which are like cardboard) vs. the salty, buttery goodness of popcorn. Only someone who still wears braces would vote against popcorn.

It's Sour Cream and Cheese, which is an abomination, not Sour Cream and Onion, which is a blessing from the angels up on high.

I know you're catching shit from everyone but I totally agree. To those who are arguing that Chris Kyle didn't think of all Iraqis as savages, you're forgetting this quote:

"I don't shoot people with Korans," Kyle retorted to an Army investigator when he was accused of killing an Iraqi civilian. "I'd like to, but I…

I thought the movie was excessively kind to Kyle in that regard. He reveled in slaughtering people, and bragged like a swaggering douche every chance he got.

Even worse LYING ABOUT killing people caught in a flood.

No.