Phil Kessel is the hero America needs

My face when reading these "The sports media is important!!!" pieces:

The Bills team is quickly resembling the Jets of Rex Ryan's first 2 seasons. Pretty scary stuff

It must have been in a bottle then. One of those long "Lunch"es that blended together

"fellow Yankee fans"

Wearing hijab in the States is like being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman in the Middle East.

White in Jordan. Or as others call it, living in Jordan

This is why I hate fellow Yankee fans. Dude got us the 2009 WS.

Yes. That's where the confusion stems from. Maine. Can. Good beer. A pretty good problem to have

EDIT: I am stupid and got my Maine beers confused.

Keep supporting the multi-billion dollar corporation and the MLB, fellow Yankee fans!

I had a can of "Lunch" on Sunday. It was phenomenal. Smooth. Flavorful. No aftertaste. A damn near flawless beer

Phaneuf should have been Shea Weber. A great waste of talent.

Captain Caveman is an American hero

Just wanted to recommend the book.

The most dangerous part of GCT is the people stopping to take pictures from 5-7 PM. I have nearly broken my ankles getting around people stopping short or shoved people to the ground

Daydreaming wonderful ideas that I neither have the skill nor the ambition to work on.

The kick definitely looked stiff

It would be like Wrestlemania 23, but good

He references it all the time. He reused the Summerslam logo in a segment. He used BNB's catchphrase. Dude legit loves wrestling