reformedcalvinist
reformed calvinist
reformedcalvinist

If something has a 69% percent on rotten tomatoes, that means that 31% of reviewers thought it was mediocre.

A 64% on Rotten Tomatoes means one-third of critics thought it was an outright bad movie. Which is a minority, sure, but not a tiny one.

I’m starting to think that maybe video games aren’t the best thing to base a movie on.

It’s February, there’s just a lot of mediocre movies out is all.

Certainly not when the premise behind the movie is this bizarre 80s throwback of “what if we just inserted this fantastical video game character into the real world??”

Detective Pikachu was bad, and I have the disappointing feeling I’m going to side with dowd on this one too. The moment of detective pikachu that actually felt pokemon specific was when they were trying to get information from Mr. Mime. Every other aspect of the film was by the numbers, insert your IP here. And like

Most major reviews are pretty underwhelmed by the movie from the looks of it.

I really liked detective Pikachu, but if you aren’t a past or current Pokemon cult member, that movie is basically endless white noise.

He literally signed on for Hop 2.0

DAWES!

i remember when randon articles about anything would have over a thousand comments on them. this site has fallen.

Ah, remember the shitstorm that ensued when they told us we wouldn’t be allowed to just make up usernames for every post?

I remember the good times we had. Hoping Kinja was just a passing fad.

oooh man Im still sad! I miss the old AV so bad

Jared Leto is now the living embodiment of “one of these things is not like the other”

That “all women are superheroes” grossness just made me cringe. Like, Really?? How so? Can’t we just be equal?

Funny... after the past year of endless think-pieces about Joker and what its existence means about Society, I don’t feel spared.

It’s the first foreign-language film to win Best Picture period.

Has anyone mentioned Vito Corleone yet?

Spielberg left out subplots from Jaws including Brody's wife having an affair with Hooper because she once dated his older brother, and the mayor took so long to get help because Amity was secretly a mob front.