Because whenever WWZ is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “where’s WWZ?”

Robocop and Starship Tropper video games (what is it about Verhoeven?)

Sun shines on a dog’s ass every now and then.

Cutaway where even the Klan finds Meg physically repulsive and makes her double-cloak.

I’ve been watching a shitload of mid-century product advertising newsreels.

I hear ya.   I stopped listening to “How did this get made?” When it became 100% live episodes. 

“New York is almost like it’s own character in this film. And it’s a spider.”

I try to keep my composition as error-free as the AVC editing standards.

Dave Baustista would be good as Ganondorf. He’s got the physical presence, can act with depth and nuance, and would be a fun actor to include

I mean this genuinely and sincerely: these are the kinds of articles that I have missed on the A.V. Club. More of this, thanks.

Christine Baranski should be awarded an Emmy every year whether she acts in something or not. “And this year’s Christine Baranski Emmy goes to... Christine Baranski!”

Thank You For Joking

It honestly sounds like you’re not even trying.  Even a cursory glance at gameplay from either one should be enough for you to see the difference... they’re nothing alike.

Hey dummy, you realize this was done internally at Bungie with no involvement from Sony

Nah, you’re thinking of Quantum Break.

Or adapt Jonathan Hickman’s The Manhattan Projects (or for the first four trade paperbacks, at least, then pay him to write a proper ending).

And Keanu still walks among us...

Oh my god again the idiots are out in full force with some form of “Comedian tells joke that’s fake, news at 11”.