NICE FUCKIN MODEL *honk honk*

This is her origin story. This is when she becomes a supervillain. A member of the committee that booted her dies mysteriously, and Drew attends the funeral. As the casket is being lowered into the ground, the mourners learn that another member has died. They all look at Drew and she says, “I guess you will have to — b…

C+?

“Gunn (who, in October, was named as the new co-CEO of DC Studios at Warner Bros. along with producer Peter Safran) told reporters on Tuesday, according to Deadline: ‘I will say here that Flash is probably one of the greatest superhero movies ever made.’”

“I stopped practicing medicine and became a chiropractor". 

Hey as long as it’s consensual he can get some pu-

Zach Morris is trash.

Cigar. Horn-rimmed glasses. Slicked-back hair. Glass house. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no…

LOTR: Gollum is more technically impressive than Vampire Survivors, but no rational person would argue that has any relevance to which one is the better game.

Psst, Kenneth, pro-tip: if you’re having trouble looting, hold down X on PS5 (or A on Xbox/Switch). A menu will pop up listing every item and container within range of your character, and then you can just go up and down the list to loot.

This sucks. I haven’t seen his show since the ‘90s, and even then I thought he was 1) too old for this shit, and 2) amazingly entertaining for a guy who is clearly too old for this shit. And he was still going strong even when live shows resumed after COVID, nearly 30 years later. Whatever the secret is, Jimmy Buffett…

No stars for you!

close to his vest and small but fashionable hat

Phantom Menace: Sorry, heroes, we’d love to help with your urgent problem, but we’re politicians and bureaucracy just gets in the way. Oops.

Rogue One: Sorry, heroes, we’d love to help with your urgent problem, but we’re politicians and bureaucracy just gets in the way. Oops.

The Force Awakens: Sorry,…

He didn’t recognize the caller.

So why are you here

The Highlander franchise is wild. They made five films over 21 years, not one of which made any money at the box office - but apparently they made tons of money on VHS and DVDs, because they kept churning them out and even got a live-action TV series that lasted six years.

Seems like the vote system is too because I keep trying to give you a star and it won’t work

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