I don’t get this at all.

Pascal Goes BASIC For SNL

Matt Reeves waits by his front door, sighing to himself.

“I was never afraid before you showed up.” That line delivery will go in the history books. Just fucking sublime.

Any larger and it gets difficult for Lakitu to lift the carts and return them to the raceway.

It is BECAUSE of Maine’s inherent blandness that King was forced to create universes where all manner of fantastical and horrifying events are constantly taking place.

And, let’s not forget, his appearance in Deadwood.

For me, the “wow” moment of his performance on Sunday was right before the first sex scene - the nervousness/shame/excitement of a tough self-reliant man who has never been that vulnerable before.

I’ll uhh... disagree with the premise, but agree in this context.  For a friend.

With all of the series they're cutting, they should name it Pair-a-Shows. 

For your viewing pleasure:

Always fun to use this twice in a day:

I think an important clarification is that they didn’t use the word sex, but rather “sexual” and you can’t just ban any word that contains “sex” because there are a lot of words that aren’t even sexual. They could ban the word “sexual” but that would probably mean banning the words bisexual and homosexual which would…

What I've heard about the Hadrian situation is that he was a bit too touchy-feely with young Antinous and that the boy's fatal fall into the Nile may have been due to a lover's quarrel with the Emperor, thus his extravagant grief and all the statues of the deceased.

Yeah, just throw away all of that sweet sweet intellectual property cash.  That’s what networks are known for.

Guys, this is like the fourth article you’ve done on the tendril kiss, and you’ve offered zero coverage of the time I totally kissed my Canadian girlfriend.

I’m actually going to go see this in the theaters just to piss of the nerdy boycott contingent. I may even buy extra tickets out of spite.

“But you wouldn’t know that from the launch trailer which stays upbeat on the modern-day magical adventure by taking a bunch of words out of context and spinning them into deceitful accolades.”

“Magical”
-Ethan Gach, Kotaku

Doesn’t seem to be much circling tables excessively and doubling back on empty shelves in case they come across random screws or pills. Starting to doubt their commitment to the source material.