I think I'd prefer a Tim Burton directed documentary about Danny Elfman.

Free.

Is that why Leto’s here?

I keep telling you: he’s 109-years-old, and he’s dead.

That’s all it can say? Doesn't sound like a very good AI.

“Is the AV Club relevant anymore?”

Well, I’m still on board for this. Especially since they pulled off season 3 so well. As long as they keep finding smart ways to reinvent themselves and Badgley is along for the ride, I’ll keep watching

F-find young women, invite them over.

They didn’t mean to use that language, and they know that it was inappropriate for them to say in a court filing, or ever. It was just A Heated Gamer Moment, and they’re asking for your forgiveness.

Well I for one am totally outraged by/fine with this, depending on what everyone else in the comments section thinks.  And I stand by that.  

The Man with the Golden Bun

Huge fan of Horizon, the first game easily has a permanent spot on my GOAT list; the second game though... while I still very much enjoyed it, it just felt way less focused than the first game. The main new characters were woefully underutilized (seriously, how do you get Angela Bassett and Carrie-Anne Moss to do voice…

In the sequel she use the Invisible suit to fight parasitic twin brother of her late husband. But turnout it was a scheme by Jigsaw to meet Annabelle.

People who believe there is such a thing as a “console war” are the real losers.

I see you pointedly ignored the Supreme Court, which you would have to in order to even try to make such a stupid overall point.

But your ad says "no money down."

Is a gay person who never had sex gay? Who am I to say?

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

So noted in the official record.

It’s Man-Kid.  The Kid that walks like a Man