The Coast Guard doesn’t take Christmas Eve off, it’s a military branch. They still have to patrol.

That being said, it does absolutely strain credulity that they would’ve found her body in the dark.

Oh fuck yeah, more Loot! More Big Door Prize!

Now, please...please renew Hello, Tomorrow! Please. God I fucking loved that show. I need at least ONE MORE SEASON, Apple. You’ve got the money! You’ve got every single money, I think!

Just cut him entirely. And the rest of the cast. The whole show, to be honest. Cut cut cut.

She’s come so far from being naked in a cage with Shia Lebouf.

Because we needed one more trope in here! The one-eyed polar bear demands it!

There’s no reason that you should have to punch trees. Just have it click and give you the resource.

High-pitched young kids doing badass shit in animated stuff: Yes, okay, that’s cool. My mind is primed for this, it’s animation, anything goes.

High-pitched young kids doing badass stuff in live action: You look like you’re playing pretend. I hate this. This is stupid and I actively want to avoid it.

We need a tiger these days more than we need any 3-4 humans. I know it sounds insane to say that but I believe it down to my bones.

Literally me. I can watch a man chainsaw twenty teenagers to death, no problem.

But one animal is injured or killed, and I’m like “Humans were a mistake, there is no hope for this world.”

There was that Idris Elba movie about protecting his daughters from a tiger or something and I was like “I can’t watch that, I’m…

This is going to make me sound like an MCU fanboy but Quantummania being on here but no Flash is insane. Certifiably insane.

Quantummania was not a good movie. The effects weren’t great (obviously too many soundstages), the writing was meh, the performances were for the most part sporadic.

The Flash was...truly, truly…

The Finals is the hot new game that will end service in 2025.

I was more referring to Notch, the owner/creator of Minecraft, who ended up just...going nuts.

But yeah, the ideas here are also cool!

It’s secretly the story of the creator’s sharp descent into alt-right madness

Lol Starfield

If we’re talking just MCU/Netflix (modern Marvel without Fox or Spider-Man):

1. Evans as Cap
2. Tennant as Purple Man/Killgrave
3. D’onofrio as Fisk

We watched the first ep of the second season and noped out pretty hard. It wasn’t a compelling show.

Was talking to some other Marvel nerd-friends and we’d full-throatedly agree. He’s at least a top 5 performance of, and I say this with no irony, any Marvel production ever.

It’s Aparna Nancherla I just can’t enjoy. It’s better when she does standup and I see her face. Animated...it’s just a voice I’d rather not hear.

I gave this show a few eps and it just never hit for me. I’m not as huge of a fan of most of the voice acting like I am with Bob’s Burgers (there’s that very funny comedian, she just did a funny guest spot in What We Do in the Shadows, but I cannot STAND her voice as a VA). 

Give me a low-budget cartoon with good voicework of her just doing legal cases and having to hulk out occasionally.

Have it be in the style of 80's/early 90's cartoons, or Harvey Birdman (shamelessly stealing from them of course)/Sealab.