Wait, Hulk is in this too? I had no idea. 

I don’t understand how the alternate universe Batman is Keaton when that Batman was already alive when Barry’s mom died. How did it age and change Batman's face?! I need ANSWERS

A new PotC movie being a “ priority” for Disney shows about how they’re doing regarding new, exciting content.

Ohhh, I hope there’s some Redfall DLC teases!

I’ve heard good things about her specials, but I also feel like, as someone who works in the mental health field, I could probably figure out what her main points are before she even says them. So I’ve skipped everything she’s done, for better or worse.

At any rate, this seems like a dumb idea, and dumb ideas generate…

If it was just Jojo Rabbit but with the emperor instead of Hitler, I’d watch. And I disliked Jojo Rabbit!

That last paragraph is sarcasm, right? Right?!

This is how it worked in Orange is the New Black, a pretty popular documentary series.

This three-season show is so in love with its own lore, it’s insane.

Who the fuck were the couple with the baby at the end of the terrible Stonehenge scene? I didn't recognize them at all. 

God, those fucking idiots at Blizzard once aga- wait, excuse me?

The only time-traveling ghost movie I want to watch is A Ghost Story, and oh wait I don’t need to watch that again ever. Okey doke, glad I got that out of my system.

Also - I can’t shake the feeling that Kumail, now that he’s all swole, is most likely cheating on his wife and his marriage is doomed. There’s something…

Whoa, whoa, WHOA there. I loved that show too but, uh, naw. It’s not better than League (fight me) or his Swamp Thing run.

The best game devs are completely hairless, everyone knows this.

Oh that makes so much sense!

I’m actually in the theater for it RIGHT NOW. 

Maybe they can use this time to fundamentally rethink aspects of the movie. Like the lineup. Ya know. Things like that.

You got to the joke before I did so take your star instead

I have never had artificial light touch my eyeballs, so fuck off, I win

I’ll be damned if I’m not pumped for Marathon despite it being an extraction shooter. That teaser trailer pumped me up.