"He'll be fine."

He's doing fine. He did say "fuck" right in a little four-year-old girl's face during a staff meeting yesterday, though.

Unfortunately, Cousins was later arrested for burning Clay Travis.

HOW DO IT WALK

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

who plays preseason fantasy football?

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

"It remains the most hilariously insane moment to have ever happened in such a high-profile sporting event"

How is this worse than the Malice at the Palace? Cantona kicked a fan, threw a couple of punches, was pulled off, and then left the field. The Pacers/Pistons game was called because of the brouhaha. Artest went several rows deep to whale on some guy who wasn't even the one to throw the drink at Artest. Another fan…

"Our commitment to photography hasn't changed,"

My favorite is the 76ers one:

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

OK, ill address some of your points: Seating preference- as a host, you seat according to where is available, who you expect, through expereince, to come in during the paticular period, any bookings that have been made and who is looking after the paticular area. If I seat someone at a paticular table and they say…

We all know he was offside.

I can't help myself. I just love reading the moronic anger frenzies in their comment sections. One of their paid bloggers even called me racist once for suggesting that twitter isn't a good medium for essays.

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

How is this illegal? It's against NCAA rules for sure, but not illegal. The police should not care.