Essentially. He started covering LeBron back when LeBron was still in high school (the same school Windhorst had graduated seven years prior). When LeBron got drafted by the Cavs, he parlayed his work on the local beat into a gig as the Cavs beat writer. He then left the Plain Dealer to join ESPN and cover the Heat…

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

I can only imagine Gawker Inc.'s disappointment. You guys had the makings of a real firebomb here. Better luck next time?

I can't believe that a man who never wore anything with sleeves was a douchebag! :)

spicy-blue-cheese ointments

Prepare for all the people who disagree with your choices Ubertrout. We must be cautious.

As a fellow Red, I look forward to Fernando's return to Merseyside and also to banging my head against a wall out of sheer frustration.

I want one as well, but if I ever get one, I have given my family permission to burn it to the ground if I ever refer to it as a "man cave."

Really?

How do you explain this "hands up" thing, he wanted to know, to the children?

I would just like to warn everyone about potential negative effects stemming from the new Doritos® Brand Cool Ranchier 9" Double Dong Dildo™. That fucking thing cuts the shit out of the roof of any orifice you insert it into. And the "sensitizing flavor powder" stains the shit out of your bedsheets.

Apropos of nothing, I read the first line as "I"m a criminal (and administrative law buff), and..."

Nice Haisley. Steal my post from the Klinsman thread, keep it in pending and make it your own. Sweet job at Deadspin.

Billy will respect you once you win a European championship.

no h/t to fomthe20thfloor who pasted this in a previous article?

You can drink water?

Speaking of lazy, your joke is literally in the article. No star for you.

Fortunately the Ducks will get better with time - there is no known cure for what the Maple Leafs have.