When your name is as amazing as Ted Heater Jr. you can't be bothered to learn the names of mere mortals.

Particularly this year. Texas A&M whips top 10 South Carolina. Wow, A&M must be awesome, they vault into top 10. Mississippi and Miss St. whip A&M, they must be awesome, they become top 5 teams. This whole process is built upon the prestige of South Carolina, who it turns out are terrible. A&M turns out to be…

Arizona State, huh?

See, Giants fans? THAT'S how you act like you've been there before.

The ability to hold a series lead?

Best Klans In Baseball

My general rule is more than a couple bites, you're on the hook for it. If you take 1-2, you can send it back, though. I had numerous customers do this, and I never minded doing it, even if the kitchen sometimes did. Generally, they were actually great customers — they felt bad about it and a lot of the time I had to…

A poll on the Flyers' website asked fans whether they would rather have ice guys or ice girls. As expected, ice guys finished last.

It is funny how this comment, that agrees with the author and doesn't offer any constructive criticism is already promoted out of the greys. This comment, which is completely unrelated to the article and serves to pull attention away from the rest of the comments rightfully shitting on this author, is promoted.

"Any time you are young and you are watching guys that you look up to and you find out they were doing something they weren't supposed to, I think it's disheartening"

Easy on the pasty white dude language there Greg. You should lose your job for being a racist idiot. Clown.

I'm all right with Pizza. Seems like legitimate contrition.

Apparently Deadspin doesn't employ any copy editors?

Just when you think this guy can't get any douchier.

How does being a back up for years behind one of the Premier League's best keepers (Shay Given) mean "baddish" or "saddest"? I'm just scanning wikipedia…Let's see. First player to play in all five divisions. He set a record for clean sheets in a season at Newcastle 5 years ago. Only active player to also have a…

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

I would love to land a gig as a bike courier, but it wouldn't really fit into my regular work schedule.

I don't know if you can just swat away his comment like that. It's a legitimate argument that should be discussed and maybe looked at as another opportunity to educate as the barriers gay men and lesbians face continue to be broken down. In fact, maybe a better way to combat the argument is to ask if a group of…