No problem. I’m basically just stealing Alton Brown’s Ginger Ale recipe and stopping at the halfway point. So I take the following ingredients:

Club soda or seltzer is great for homemade ginger ale as well. I know of some recipes that encourage adding dry yeast to the mixture and letting the carbonation occur naturally over a week or so, but I’m too lazy to wait that long.

If it’s bricked you can’t use it. So you don’t have a bricked phone.

Yep. I was a keeper for 12 years or so, and I will confirm that sentiment.

Fuck hulk hogan. He’s a racist piece of shit and decided to go after others to make up for the small dick he has from using steroids. I use to like Peter theil but he’s a pussy for funding other people’s wars. Freedom of speech bitches.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

This right here?

It’s more like that instant replay has lowered the confidence in which referee’s do their job. Less importance since “they can always just review it” and therefore ref’s might be inclined to hedge a certain way when seeing a play live.

Make this. You will be invited to every person’s Thanksgiving from now on (i’m pretty sure many people who find me otherwise insufferable come to our house for Thanksgiving just for these potatoes)

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

Also a band;

Exactly. Wolfsburg is not a team they “should be” beating. United dominated most of the game and won. But this is the only coverage of the game.

Ah, percentages and percentage points. 5% is not 1% more than 4%. It is one “percentage point” more. In percent, 5% is actually 25% more than 4%. It’s Friday, who cares.

that is something I really enjoyed about the Women’s World Cup, no falling down on the ground when a fly brushes passed them like in the Men’s World Cup.

They need to justify their curiosity somehow, because they know deep down they’re subsidizing a bloodsucking parasite getting rich off of manipulating an old woman, so they just ignore the unpleasant bits and try as hard as humanly possibly to pretend they can take Harper Collins and Tonja Carter at their word when…

This was a good read from a unique perspective. Thanks.

“when Holiday banged in a deflection from eight yards to give the Americans the 3-0 lead”

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

and even then you could argue that it wasn’t even a foul.

Really thought the best player on the night was Morgan Brian. She connected the back line with the attack, just made clever turns, touches, and passes all night long. Also she’s only 23 and basically thrown into a holding midfield row in the middle of the fucking world cup. Absolute beast