Victoria Gardens? Because that was my thought. RIP Borders.

You know, I've always been intrigued by Rogue and their beers. But I feel like they're all sort of gimmicky and too expensive just to try out as a stab in the dark. The sriracha bottle one? Their product is always eye catching (pink bottle screams HELLO). I'm in no way calling you a liar but shandy is the last thing…

Well, it just seems like there wasn't any sense of exaggeration with how you told it. Most of the ones I feel suspicious about I can just hear them trying to make the story more funny/interesting to read. Revisionist history, perhaps. But anyway, internet high five to you.

Honestly, of all the grandstanding fuck you customerperson type stories that are told on this blog, this is the only one I truly believe every word of. Most of them I can tell are embellished or flat out just untrue. But this one. This was fun to read, so thank you.

In all honesty, if I were to go I would be getting there way too early. Even with time to commute I would probably be too drunk to socialize by 6:30. I’d just hop back on the gold line haha

Afterparty at Wurstkuche

There was a show in the UK with a segment (I think) called Third Eye that showed him doing this in training back when he was with Arsenal. It's impressive. I'd find it and post it but, work.

The smith is the best way to do it alone. If you feel yourself starting to have trouble you just have to turn your wrists a bit and you're saved from looking awful.

It's the exclusivity that seems to give the Younger its strange cult style appeal.

Agreed. I wasn't at all condoning the act, not sure if you think I was or not. It really is only a matter of time before you end up getting caught doing something like that. I guess it really isn't that surprising that it's a problem. People do awful shit. But it's never crossed my mind to just not pay for groceries…

Fair point, except if the store didn't ever notice that product went missing they would never have any reason to observe the footage. Unless they employ someone to actively watch the cameras as it happens like they do at, say, Wal-Mart. Shrinkage is just a think that happens at grocery stores, so even though it sounds…

I'm not certain the author chose the headline, but I certainly agree here. The article says "Do this" more than it explains the "how" to do it. But maybe that's a Foodspin article.

Exactly. Who thinks to do that? Not even just ringing up meat as bananas, but grabbing it and leaving without paying anything. It's admirable and also very stupid in a weird sort of way. I'd probably end up literally shitting in my pants if I ever tried it out of sheer nervousness.

I had a school friend in college that once told me that when he and his friends wanted to have a barbecue they would walk into the market, pick out everything they wanted to make, then simply walk out. It was an idea that I would never conceive of but he said the layout of grocery stores having cashiers in the middle…

"ScreamTime"

I'm going to offer a small bit of advice. The people who comment on this blog simply live for casting judgemental internet gazes. Just ignore it all. Words and context are very difficult to portray through text alone. I'm not about to sit here and act like I know exactly what you meant, but these people are the trolls…

Would you be pissed if I told you I might have some cold beer after work today? I genuinely feel bad for all of you buried in the snow these days.

This is great! I actually have encouraged sad or upset friends to look up 1 star yelp reviews of strip clubs because it will make you feel so much better about yourself. It works, it honestly does.

Well they don't call it a Glasgow kiss for no reason.

But seriously, where'd that house go?