JFC, that episode was so fucking stressful. I went into thinking like 50% of the people I care about were going to die, and it looked worse for a good part of it. I found myself thinking, well Bran has to kill the night king that the only way we get out of this shit. I knew Jon wouldn’t succeed, he hesitates too much,…

Watching Jon constantly failing upwards has grown particularly tiresome.

Jon never freaking developed, he’s still the mopey doubting fuck that he always was. No one would stay loyal to him, no one. Robb Stark, even though he made dumb decisions, had a certain steely intensity about him that men and women would follow. But Jon, he’s the guy you wouldn’t even give a team project to. Jon are…

I also thought it was out of character for the Dothraki to let this strange woman ride up on them and touch their sword. But at the same time it was kinda bad ass.

So apparently when Melisandre prophesized the blue eyes that Arya would shut forever, she was talking about the Night King. I did not see that coming! I’m wondering, given the extent to which GRRM likes to draw from historical references, if the Night King’s army is intended as a metaphorical representation of the…

I thought it was really smart that the two ostensible stars, Jon and Dani, were pretty flipping useless when it came down to it. Apparently GRRM is very into issues of rule/leadership, so I’d love to see Sansa on the throne with Tyrion as her husband or hand and Arya as a trainer of warriors (maybe along with…

Between Avengers and GoT this weekend, I was expecting far more of my favorite fictional characters to die. It’s been a surprisingly easy weekend.

Hell yes it was. What a Sunday! What a freaking weekend it was! This just overloaded the satisfaction meter, and there's still 3 weeks to go!

It was VERY STRESSFUL. I was exhaling through my mouth the whole time.

that episode was fucking stressful

So Jenna Bush Hager HAD A LIFE-SAVING ABORTION and still refuses to acknowledge it that way? Cool cool cool.

I hate how affected I am by this. Fuck everything. 

UNACCEPTABLE

There is no hope for love. 

It’s fine. This is fine. I’ll be fine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Tocophobia! There’s a name for it! This is fantastic news, I feel immediately less insane. I was on the fence about having kids (at least bio kids) until I realized that I am completely terrified by the prospect of pregnancy and birthing and would probably spend 9 straight months in an absolute terror and with no…

I’m sorry you have to go through that, Tiffany.  It’s not fair, but at least you had the sense to distance yourself from the family and that horrible person.

As the daughter of a real piece of $hit, I feel for this kid.  Whenever anyone asks me if I’m the daughter of A$$hole, I feel such shame.

Paris Jackson gets so much hate from all sides. People who hate her dad take it out on her. Her dad’s fans hate her for not defending him publicly, which isn’t her job. I wonder how much a girl can take.