Update: the National Park Foundation + other charities have stepped up and turned the lights back on. I don’t understand why we have to pay taxes for services we don’t receive.

Actual tweet from actual Donald Trump twitterfeed (who is actually president of the United States).

This guy’s over exaggerating a lot. What he’s saying is based in truth, but it’s not nearly as bogus as he’s portraying it.

Thank you, sincerely from the bottom of my heart, for putting this into words. 

That’s the most superficial analysis of Twin Peaks I have ever seen and the comparison is almost offensive to Lynch, Frost and Twin Leaks at large

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

The addition is unnecessary in my opinion. Jasmine was already empowering for refusing to enter into an arranged marriage even though it was law for a princess. She eventually convinced her father to change the law and she marries the man she chooses.

I’ve never heard of this guy until now. She’s Faith the Vampire Slayer. 

Well at least people have actually heard of her.

Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

It’s starting... :)

Enjoy the big helping of irony, Mikey.

ok great i’m ready for Donald next.

::chefs kiss::

What’s annoying is that all these assholes have been criming it up for years, if not decades, and no one gave a shit until they won the election.

Wait! Is the portal still open? I want the HELLOUTAHERE!!!

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He shouldn’t work in any school, religious or not. He’s just as likely to be teaching trans kids in religious schools as he is in non-religious kids. It’s probably marginally easier for trans kids to be out in public schools, but it doesn’t mean they don’t exist in religious schools.

A religious belief is not eating pork or not working on Saturday. This is treating people like shit and then blaming god when you get caught.