OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

I’m glad the Queen allowed it. But she probably saw her mistake of not allowing Charles to marry Camilla back in the day.

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

At least with Spicer his sweaty bumbling made it clear how much he was lying, just as Kellyanne decays more with every lie she tells as what’s left of her soul escapes. Sanders is frightening with her “jus’ folks” haughty Stepford casualness.

He’s delightful as Andy Samberg’s asshole dad on Brooklyn 99!

Literally created a count so I could come on here and applaud that comment. 😂👏

I see what you did there.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Someone on Twitter made a really nice thread about how people shouldn’t be judged for going out on Black Friday especially low income families because they use BF to get things they otherwise couldn’t afford. Myself personally I just can’t turn down a good sale which is why I went out yesterday to get a bunch of…

Having worked in retail in a lot of different places during the holidays, I can unequivocally say that I hate Black Friday. If the store opens at 5 am, do you know what happens? The crazy shoppers come at 5 am, buy their stuff and are gone by 6. Then all the employees just sit around until the regular store hour…

I grew up poor, yet attended a private school and was always getting money for activity fees, and this dialogue feels like a gut punch. I’ve since grown up and have done everything I could to let my parents (who are now much better off) know how much I appreciate them.

I saw Greta Gerwig do a Q&A at film festival a few weeks ago and someone asked her why she elected to make Lady Bird’s / Saoirse Ronan’s skin look bad when the actor’s skin is so perfect irl and she said it’s because almost all teenagers have acne and they should see teenagers on the screen who have acne, too.

My office is doing the cliche’ Cubicle-Decorating-Contest.

So...i’m delcaring a #StarWarsOnChristmas

Pictures to follow...but it’s all Star Wars up in here..(okay, almost all..I do have an ornament each from Batman, GoT, Dr. Who, & Firefly)....

I would like to thank Demi for giving us this gif which I will be using for years to come.

That’s cool and all. But, you can’t separate Marshawn from Oakland. East. Oakland.

Very true.

*Beep Beep, Richie*

Annabelle was offensively boring, which is some order of magnitude worse than simply being inept. And it's treatment of the stellar Alfre Woodard was criminal.