Nice higher heals and tighter clothes than our girlfriend, Elon.
Nice higher heals and tighter clothes than our girlfriend, Elon.
zero idea that Elon has five children. legit thought you were referencing body guards or paid employees.
I don’t care about him smoking a joint on a podcast, but it’s not too cool to publicly present as unstable when you’re both CEO and Chairman of the Board of a company. People’s jobs and livelihood depend on him not acting the fool on Twitter and elsewhere.
See you on a dark night ... Great Pumpkin.
No, he doesn’t.
I’m just enjoying the fact a man currently being sued for baselessly calling someone a paedo dates someone who dresses like a Goth schoolgirl.
I like the Bond villains look they’ve got going.
I swear that was no joke and Azealia was right, acid trip + investment fraud.
I’m lowkey convinced she is in on it and eating popcorn
She’s enough of a noxious dweeb that she watched her boyfriend piss on the tatters of his professional reputation for the sake of an exceedingly lame 420 joke and didn’t run away right then and fucking there. She sucks too. Not as much as him, but enough that she’s probably really happy with him.
This couldn’t be another instance of a woman patiently supporting a man while he performs an entire three movement concerto of dumb shit, could it?
That is my definition of a nightmare.
It was fun, until dad’s new lady friend used her powers to bring resurrect a blood thirsty, hydrocephalic demon.
Money can buy you fertilization the way you wanted instead of the way biology intended...
It suggests fertility treatments. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with that, but the suggestion that he and his first wife used fertility treatments plus the fact that they’re all boys suggests the parents may have specified a desired gender as part of the process...which makes me raise BOTH eyebrows.
I am sure the teens & tweens were delighted to be a the pumpkin patch with daddy & his lady friend.
He has 14 year old twins and 12 year old triplets! What?!
Musk went from Tony Stark to Kanye West in 1.9 seconds.
As a kid, I accidentally booked first class because I thought I had to be on the same flight to this conference out in San Jose that two friends were on. My mom forgave me surprisingly easily.