I believe that was actually one of the defense attorneys in the case. [Rage vomits]

If my daughter or sister engaged in pre-marital activities and disgraced herself and allowed herself to lose face and character by doing such things, I would most certainly take this sort of sister or daughter to my farmhouse, and in front of my entire family, I would put petrol on her and set her alight."

This sounds like he's reading out of the Rape Apologist's Handbook. Did the Tea Party send him some literature while he was in jail?

2 positive points:

If this were real, it would probably be the highlight of my life.

Reporting on something that turns out not to be true is entirely different from deliberate deception, and you damn well know it — you just wanted to be a snotty little shit and get in your shot at Jezebel. Also, please show me where I've reported a hoax as fact even once on Kitchenette.

"Wow. You know you've made it when The Simpsons takes a shot at you." - Someone in the year 1997

They even Simpsonized the top banner baby :3

except for the people who argue that snopes is part of a giant liberal* conspiracy, and is full of lies.

Nothing to show how screwed up the US is like the intersection of our fucked up drug policy and our fucked up health care policy!

Religious beliefs are loony. Also, water remains wet.

Please remember to spay and neuter your pop-star/tv preachers, folks.

"Actual" satire?

Thanks for asking. The sky is falling. I suggest that everyone start freaking out.

The number of times i've been smoked out from a rusted/failed emissions Sentra in the daily commute makes me want something like this. Just up through like 2000 or something. That would keep a large number of cars on the road, cars with more modern safety equipment, and clear out the muck.

The idea is that these make up a tiny percentage of cars, and furthermore, they are likely to be driven far less, so exempting them and keeping a piece of French culture in the city is not unreasonable.

I see you keep your history books in your ass.

"There isn't a country in the world that can spout a better record than ours." ahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha ok