It's not just celebrity chefs, either; non-famous chefs (and cooks who desperately want to pretend they're chefs) do this a lot, too.

A slide whistle played in his head and he was mentally required to do a prat fall.

The Ohio State Police said that Wallace was doing 70 MPH in a 60 MPH zone, on top of the icy conditions, when he crashed.

Watch this video while you can. Soon, Big Seat Belt will delete it from the internet and eliminate anyone with a remaining copy.

Anytime John Cusack is anybody other than Lloyd Dobler I end up disappointed.

Four jobs where the person is addressed by their job title:

Counterpoint: You have to add a whole new LCD screen that has to have a controller built into it to spit out ODB codes in a legible manner to the driver.

As a Jalop I fully agree. I want to know why it's on. But then I think of my wife who would freak out if she saw that he knock sensor was bad or or O2 sensor was fouled.

It just isn't fair. Vicki is the best. NewsRadio is the best. Everyone is the best. *cries*

Who's the real idiot at E?

gross.

The hummus was served at a bar about 200 feet from the hotel, where a bunch of young conservatives who hate Jeb Bush were having a meetup they jokingly called "RINOcon."

tried to convince me that I am also a libertarian

If a libertarian was arguing with you about abortion, then they aren't a libertarian. A Libertarian supports an individual's right to an abortion. It doesn't affect anyone else, therefore it is nobody else's business

Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.

I can't take it. I'm on a bus, who cuts onions on a bus?