Ahhhhh, thank you!! :D

Guns don't kill people, the pavement kills people? Or was it the holster?

God, I feel so sympathetic to those who've worked in movie theaters, especially if they were the cleaning staff afterwards. My friend had once found a used condom between one of the seats. Not to mention on another occasion she had to kick a couple out who were going at it during the credits...

She was caught wet-handed.

Certainly, she provided the most erotic entertainment in that cinema.

she must have either really been going at it, or I'm doing it wrong, cause that's usually something easily kept under wraps. Put a coat over your lap, lady.

Then my kids are going to be lazy, gassy, and snore all day.

Me as a parent:

And you rarely think before you speak. It's a chronic problem that's been noted before.

Please stop claiming black people. Kthxbye.

Yes, dear, but you're not from Barbados either. You'll pardon if I take umbrage to my most famous countrywoman being claimed as someone else's national treasure.

they do ask guys about their suits. But with guys its different and then goes stupid questions by Ryan and Juliana. I think mani cam was stupid. Best answer to mani cam

Except she's not American.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

Yeah, he should have had plastic surgery in an attempt to look younger so that all the gossip sites could criticize him for that.

RihNardo is the best! It sounds like a sexy teenage mutant ninja turtle!

Kim, Khloe, Kylie and North Take Bozeman, Montana.