But is a Dodge. So you really know.

wow, just wow.

I once put sriracha on vanilla ice cream while high. It was fucking delicious.

Middle-aged white people. That's how.

Oh man, I spent a good chunk of my life in Florida...

It's not that you're hungry, it's just that everything tastes AMAZING.

Georgia:

Fun fact, the entire city of Atlanta, GA has 4 salt trucks.

I live decidedly south of that line, and saw this in my car this morning. I'm going to have to disagree.

Get rid of summer tires.

So basically move into an area that is ill-equipped for winter and is basically guaranteed to completely shut down when there's a little ice on the roads*? Thanks; great suggestion!

The only downside... sometimes winter does occasionally make it this far south, and...

Yep, my garage may be lined with worthless crap, but at least I can fit a car in there

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

Hope you have a water hack!

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

I like to piss into the washer fluid reservoir. It's a known fact that piss is actually a de-icer and should be used during the cold winter months.

I'm pretty sure ol' Rudeboy is just fully immersed in the Method, in preparation for his role bringing back Pierce on the new Community.

The ironic thing is, I can guran-damn-tee you that nothing erodes jingoistic patriotism faster than learning about the actual history of this country. The thing that strikes me with these chucklefucks (see also the APUSH article from yesterday) is that they see American history as one long tapestry of bootstraps,…

Because he can't possible be racist towards someone with a white parent. I mean, that's practically white, right?