A rare BMW wagon with AWD and I see the happy stick in the floor? I see it also has the right wheels. I can deal with no roof. Yup you can just go ahead and just run my Visa made especially for occasions such as this ................... just email my receipt ...........

As one of your Canadian neighbours, I don't know why you people harbour such ill feelings toward British spelling. Sorry if I sound humourless, but I think one day you'll wake up and recognise that you don't have a licence to tell everyone else how they should spell. The different spellings are just historical…

Challahcaust bread?

They've been trying to encroach on Dunkin Donuts territory in the northeast and let's just say it hasn't gone according to plan

I remember that it was a huge deal when they came into Baltimore with a couple locations. Then, a couple years later, they were gone completely. Interestingly, Chik-Fil-A made a big franchise push around the same time (with stand-alone stores; they already had them in a few malls), and they've only kept growing.

I think American bars serving "Irish car bombs" is way more fucked up. That's a reference to recent/current events in international headlines, not an acronym for an organization that hasn't been a major news story in decades.

Question: do you think the average Krispy Kreme employee in Bumfuck, Nebraska, can name the last 6 British Prime Ministers off the top of his/her head? Do you think they're familiar with the history of, say, Apartheid in South Africa, and familiar with the acronyms of organisations on both sides of that struggle? Do…

Hell, a few years ago there was a huge chain of grocery/department stores called KKK supermarkets. I noticed last summer that they'd finally changed out the signs to like, K+ market or something, so now I like to regale new colleagues with the story of how Finland once hosted the most unintentionally racist store…

Is Krispy Kreme even a thing anymore? They were the supernova of franchises. I recall a record label guy tossing a box on our conference room table as a gift in 96 and we were all "huh?!?" Then they were everywhere. Soon they were nowhere,

The last time the KKK affected English history was when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a Sherlock Holmes story about it.

I've been looking forward to SS (super sugary) Tuesdays and WCC (whipped coconut custard) Fridays.

Guess what movie came out in theatres the same day as Raw? That's right, Leonard Part 6.

Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby:

All the twincharged cars I could think of were taken, so I figured this would be the next best thing. It has two superchargers that kinda look like turbos if you squint, and know nothing about superchargers...

It's a social experiment. You're not the one learning. They are.

Well, you know what they say, Michelle.

*Pinkhaum

Don't forget out racist present!