Introducing... the Martha Stewart Collection. Take your pick from 12 designer colors. Buy now, and you get an exclusive offer from Yankee Candles, for customizable scents. All of this, only for two easy payments of 37.95 (plus shipping and handling).
Ouch.
Bruh. That is genius.
Cutting edge research about dicks: what happens when men with too much money control science funding.
"Sir, we have the technology to regrow skin we can start helping burn vi-"
Setting aside however people feel about circumcision in the first place...
I was hoping that since we made it so that old men can get boners, medical science might turn to studying and curing migraines. No? Foreskin regrowth? Okay cool, I'm gonna go take another triptan and lie down in my dark room (my life is one big dark room) and wait for a stroke to kill me.
I used to work near a guy who was always out on the street with a giant ASK ME ABOUT MY CIRCUMCISION sign. He had quite a lot to say about it, even if you didn't ask. I bet he will be thrilled with this news.
Personally, I hope they do what made the Daily Show(and Colbert Report and Oliver's show) successful. Go out there and find someone with an established comic voice and let them make a show that is legitimately their own. Don't just try and cram someone into doing what Stewart did.
Oh how wonderful, yet another dogcentric post on Jezebel. If we didn't know any better we'd suspect that this website is funded by canine special interest groups.
I know. I want to snuggle them until they drag me away.
If you are a virgin, you are, in fact, ignorant of what it is actually like to actually have sex, by definition.
I always sort of figured God invented sex for the same reason I have it. The hockey game was over and he had 45 minutes to kill until SNL was on.
Boy do I feel ya, Anna Kendrick. Boy howdy.
I want to play madlibs with the Lolo Jones tweet.
A virgin offers her opinion about sex.