redwilldanaher
RedWillDanaher
redwilldanaher

And by proper, you mean...

We can't wrap our head around our screwy country.

I think the weed issue is less an issue of state's rights, and more of a chief executive extending a courtesy until federal law catches up. An executive branch ignoring a breach of civil rights cannot really be compared.

Pizza without cheese is just bread.

As long as marijuana is a schedule I controlled substance, it is illegal to buy, use, hold, sell or transport it. This is regardless of what individual state laws say. The Supremacy Clause means that federal law always trumps state.

Coincidentally, fear of potential boners is the reason men shouldn't wear yoga pants.

We men have no hips. If you have a big round belly, you need a waist size that fits around the widest point. The only thing holding their pants up is either suspenders or magic. Unbutton those pants and the magic goes away.

Add excessively hairy, and you've described my body.

Reality ruins everything.

Social Justice Warriors. It is what misogynist man-children call anyone who doesn't hold their misogynistic man-child worldview.

It's three. No matter what you say, the answer is still three. Sorry, scientists: Owl 1, Science 0.

#ISMELLFAIRIMEANITSOKIFYOUDON'TGETTOOCLOSEMAYIBORROWYOURDEODERANT?

There is something wrong with you. Get help. Professional help.

Headlines to gin up idiots.

No, he is proving you wrong.

I want one for gocery store trips.

cassiebearBEREFT

...who think if there no Secret Santa or homemade birthday cake ("nothing out of a box!!!!! ") that the world will end.

I'm imagining this same story, but without that union (the outcome isn't as good.)

They are investigating her boyfriend. Possible foul play (beyond that, nothing is publically known.)