After you climb down off that cross, fold it up nicely so it is good to use again (I'm tired of dry-cleaning that damn thing.)

Japanese prosecutors only prosecute slam-dunk cases. For Japanese judges, acquittals harm their careers. It is a perfect storm of either railroading the innocent or not bothering with criminals who adequately covered their tracks.

And you, clearly, don't comprehend what you read.

I've been squeezing all day. Nothing has come out. Can I submit this to the courts? More importantly, can I stop squeezing?

New York shut down the subway system for three inches of snow; call me when you've trudged even one block through eight feet with a 40-below wind chill. (Not even exaggerating, actual thing I have done.)

...and American men sometimes have strange demands.

Dried, milled, rehydrated and pressed. The crunchy bits are all there in a flour-like consistency.

If he loved himself, none of his current, political ideologies would make sense to him.

I always thought the future would kill us with antibiotic-resistant superbugs. Turns out it's the classics that'll get us.

Fuck you and your regulating we put signs up. Where are we? Communist Islamistan?

I need to watch Bowfinger again.

I didn't read it then. I'm not reading it now.

He never considered that, but i bet he would shush you for bringing it up.

[comes over and yells at that spot with you]

Perfection is the enemy of good. This ad is a good thing.

Don't dive for the steel plate (even in slo-mo.)

Once they hose it out, that cage will be good as new.

Maybe the empire is supposed to collapse.

Agreed. If the worst case scenario occurs, there is about a forty percent chance the last man on earth will be anti-vaxxer.

Flat Taxes: helping the rich by fucking every one else (even more.)