So she's nine now?

There is nothing funny about pedantry. Incorrect pedantry, however, is a fucking riot.

I wouldn't have been able to give up without having set at least one car on fire.

That's fine. You don't get it.

I would join in the Super Boycott if my wife wasn't a Pats fan.

Upon careful review, everything I said stands.

Over-armed? Agreed. Should be unarmed? No, that is just stupid.

Is Mike Huckabee a Dalek? I'm just asking questions here.

So you think that police and military should give up their firearms? People in rural areas who subsist on hunted wildlife should let their children starve?

In leiu of watching that interview, I picked my underwear out of the crack of my ass.

You're precious.

He clearly knows better than society as a whole and it's criminal justice system.

I was mocking a trope. Why would you come along and be that trope?

No they don't. Not in real life. Not like people, who have no business in the galaxy carrying a firearm, carrying firearms.

I've never met a "ban all guns" person. I hang out in some pretty hippy-dippy circles. I've never met one.

And most cultures that have reasonable gun control laws don't outlaw those rifles (a big part of why they are reasonable.)

I would encourage you to stop advocating for continued gun ownership.

She was a Responsible Gun Owner™ right up until that point. Now she isn't. So there is no reason to pretend this sort of thing happens to Responsible Gun Owners™, because she stopped being one that instant.

You do realize the idea that some people don't deserve a fair trial is a common first step on the long, horrible path toward genocide?

I've given up on correcting military rank and recognition. I understand it can be confusing to the uninitiated, but if you're writing about the military initiate yourself (or just ask Adam.)