Taylor Swift is our generation's Gerald Ford.

With the first gen insight you would have a light, aerodynamic car that would cruise the highway efficiently. The 1.0 liter engine might have enough power to go up a hill, but it wouldn't do so very efficiently without the support of the electric motor.

That reply makes so little sense that I no longer suspect you're the random family member. I suspect you're Gisele Paris.

When I was testing to get my EVOC (emergency vehicle operators certificate) I felt like real hot shit the way I muscled that van-bodied ambulance through that course.

Apply between showers and all should be fine. I think that paste thing might happen if someone applies daily instead of showers.

I'm as top heavy as a silverback gorilla with a tiny little ass. Somehow I can sit in a seat like a human.

Air your nuts out at home, freak.

If Starbucks dropped the dime (doubt it), that's totally cool. I'm sure he agreed to that when he signed up to use the wifi. We sign no such agreements with police agencies.

Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on (metaphorically (never actually fuck a horse (they can't consent))), but this really jumped out at me:

Quote from random family member vs. found guilty of assorted crimes...

Go fuck yourself with a running chainsaw.

My pet snail can travel a furlong per fortnight.

I agree with this propaganda peddler.

We incarcerate far too many people in this country, but this is a person that is not fit for society.

Because that stranger wanted to do that, and had the power to make it happen.

Of everything in this article, it is the height requirement that jumped out at me the most. 5 feet 5 inches seems a bit tall for Indonesia.

[fingers crossed]

Just like when there is a mugging. That person choosing to walk down the street is what set it all in motion. Not the fucking asshole who chose to mug.

When the Vandals sacked Rome, I think the average Roman was fine with it at that point.