That thing is beautiful.

Boo low mile. Drive that thing like you actually like it. That's the point.

Props!

It has to be expensive enough to be an object of unrequited desire for somebody.

.....so the Daily Mail is basically Gawker now?

Embroiled in hot water! Scathing controversy! Scalding criticism!

Really it's any car where the owner has this attitude:

Needs more cell phone

The Subaru Outback has been the ultimate yuppie car for a while now. It still looks like a wagon but have the ground clearance to get up a dirt road to the hiking trails on the weekends. This car basically replaced all of the Volvo wagons that were popular with them 20+ years ago.

my wife drives one ... oh crap

Sorry Porsche fans. Especially the Targa.

bonus points for hybrid model

and the wikipedia rabbit hole leads me to this little lovely

I do as well, a high output KL makes a glorious noise.

This accordion is waaaaay more violent.

Ha! That didn't seem like accordion overdrive at all. He didn't break loose going 60 MPH at full throttle in a mid-engine crazy machine. NOT THAT MY SPECIFIC EXAMPLE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME!

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't."

That's it. I've found the song I want them to play at my funeral.

Air accordion takes two hands if you're really jammin'.