Portland must’ve really turned to sh!t . 2 neighbors moved back to Rocheter, NY. That’s saying something

Being illegal is the draw.

Probably a side show and probably some dumbass shooting into the air while his equally dumb buddy does shitty donuts in a late model charger.

The Sheriff quoted referred to the incident as an “illegal street takeover”. I’m suspecting that, for the one millionth time, authorities and/or media are confusing street racing with sideshows and takeovers. There’s a huge difference, as one involves 2 idiots being stupid for 15 seconds and the other usually involves…

Some people play chess. Other people try to out-strategize the weaknesses of an old Jaguar. Here is the car I brought back from the dead.

Or the XK180 concept:

I own a 2000 Jaguar XK8, at $4k this seems fair, but I’d note the following:

Holy shit! They were going for first strike capability!

No joke, those charge stations are a good look.   If I had an electric vehicle, and I had a respectable driveway or garage to store it in, it would be a nice piece of neo-retro kitch.

Great. Now I’m trying to figure out how squeeze some of those tools into my garage.

Every time I think about Local Motors I get sad. The idea of a car manufacturer who designs their cars via community input and then builds them by rummaging around in parts bins and inviting the owner to finish up the last bit to facilitate small-lot production is cool. It’s a formula that seems practically built to…

I’m going to do some research on those charging stations that look like vintage gas pumps to see if they’ll work with the Lightning that I have ordered. If it’ll work, I’m 100% buying one! How flipping cool would that be?!

There is also a 3D printed car called the Strati? And another one called the Swim. I don’t remember hearing anything about these! Seems more like a golf-cart replacement than a true car but hey. 

It’s so satisfying to watch the third brake light come on again after the impact. 

That was most satisfying to watch the SUV get shoved aside while the crims dive out of the way.  

It took me a while before my anger subsided and I was able to applaud my results. I dont think they appreciated it as much.

Long CSB - About 20 years I had a group of people try to carjack me. I was a pot dealer who sold to other dealers. Was meeting up with someone and he had arranged for a bunch of his friends to jump out and try and rob/carjack me. It did not go very well for them. They smashed my windshield and I threw it in drive and…

The getaway driver had one job.

Fellas, that was a real Wile E. Coyote moment you had there.

This is why I always opt for the Chuck Norris Special Edition trims on my vehicles. The insides may smell like Coors and Ben Gay, but that power.