Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

If he can get over Sunday, Seahawks fans probably can too.

Luckily for Mr. Sapp, the Maricopa County sheriff isn't a batshit crazy publicity whore and totally will not use high profile arrests to increase his media visibility......

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Looks like Conan can't wrap Marshawn up either.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

"There might not be 10 non-Arizonans on earth who want to see the Suns hold onto that spot, rather than ceding it to the more star-studded Thunder or Davis's Pelicans."

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Below: The owners' benevolence in action

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

I love this, in part because it's a plausible enough excuse to revisit this.

The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Maybe that's why everyone always seems so angry.