Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

I mean, he looked pretty accurate to me!

I'm gonna do some dumb shit when this goes down. I'm gonna be like -

You don't get to be on Final Jeopardy when you have negative money.

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Where am I going to put my city sticker, resident parking permit, registration sticker?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

The de Grasse Tyson has spoken. Thus endeth the lesson.