I saw Questlove make a fine suggestion on FB today: let’s all celebrate Ronnie Spector today rather than talk about Phil Spector.

She could very easily half-ass it. Senators don’t actually HAVE to do anything. No one forces them to write bills. Senators skip votes all the time, whenever they feel like it. She could get away with literally not working at all, as long as the voters keep electing her, for whatever reason.

I’m sure the current plan is to have Daddy do all her campaigning for her (so he can have MEEEEEE rallies) but he’s going to be in jail or dead by then, and I really don’t think she could handle doing everything a campaign demands.

... and her ludicrous taste in clothing is mind-boggling. How long before she wears a 3' long red tie to make herself look slimmer?

She has no charisma whatsoever and always looks like she’s trying very hard to remember that she’s “poised”.

But does she tho? I’m sure there’s some way she can half ass it

I get really nervous about unintentionally pissing off people that handle my food. I just can’t comprehend why you’d place your life in the hands you’re deliberately being a prick to.

Jarvanka must’ve gotten the real dregs of the Secret Service.

Kushner used to be pretty normal looking. Now he’s got this weird Odo thing going on.

“Sorry, I was in the neighbor’s basement” will be a fun excuse.

I think the issue is just that Jared has such a generic, blank, bland, uncanny valley face that you could put him next to anyone (or anything) and see some sort of resemblance.  I bet you could say the same thing about a picture of him next to a lamp.

They should all go for a bathroom break in Baltimore and... whatever happens while they’re gone, happens.

Jared Kusher is like the opposite of a Reform Jew. Reform Judaism, when it started, was about keeping the ethical commandments and discarding the more technical ones like kashrut. Jared has keeps the technical ones as an Orthodox Jew but has discarded all of the ethical ones.

Do they look like siblings? I can’t be the first to observe that.

I’m sure these agents are going to leap into action super quickly if Jared & Ivanka are in trouble.

Why do people always forget Justin Theroux was on SATC THRICE??

Trying foods you hate is a great idea, especially for the new year.

Damn straight. They have a podcast? Can’t think of a single reason to waste time listening to it, ever. Even if I had tried and grown bored of EVERYTHING else there is to do in the entire universe, I still would not bother with that shit.

When we used to go to London and Dublin back in the 80s, we’d call our parents collect and they would decline the calls. They knew we were alive and it didn’t cost them anything. The Irish operators were so kind. “I’m sorry.  Your mammy refused the call.”

They said one thing, then they said another. For all we know now, they’re two bottles of R.C. Cola with googly eyes that have never even met. You can’t trust these fuckers!