They asked for tips, as in gratuities, or tips as in advice? 

“If he's smart"? He's a royal, so that's unlikely.

Of course, they’re really all assholes. I don’t know why Harry ‘s children should have titles. Their only argument was that they wanted free security, which is ridiculous when they can pay for it.

Truly the worst of all.

She finally escaped? Good for her.

He never had much competition, even then.

They could still use "Lili" if her name was Elizabeth. 

I lost any possibility of taking them seriously when he complained about being cut off financially and left with only his inherited millions. And the disingenuous complaint about not getting security paid for.

Pretty sure that "monster" thing was facetious.

The three French pretenders are the funniest. They take it very seriously.

It’s “royal,” not “ loyal. "

That their faults are grotesquely amplified by misogyny does not make any of those women blameless. There have always been excellent reasons to have royals, including all the ones you name.

She may have started as a child, but hardly stayed one.

Rich people have very nice guest quarters. It's not like she's on a folding couch.

Or ended up happily living with the judge.

Which is not unrealistic.

Meghan truly is the Fergie of our age.

But everyone involved needs to get that doing better is a longer, more difficult process than "it's fine now, because we talked/he says he'll get a therapist/he went to rehab/whatever." 

And there are so many more reasons to dislike her. Something for everyone. A reason for every registered voter in California.

Exactly. The tabloids and gray suits are racist, and the royals are awful, but that doesn't mean Megan and Harry are not whiny idiots.