um, the thigh high athletic socks are cute and I like the purple hair? Trying to adhere to the “if you can’t say anything nice” tenet here, but it’s kinda difficult...

I just noticed that the castles were red noses! And also I love the Neeson narration.

Gosh, are you me? Because the whole ‘funniest, self-depricating, plain and overweight middle manager’ felt entirely too familiar. As does the ‘grateful to be in relationships’ part — I got married to an entirely unsuitable man because I figured he was the best my big, ugly self could do. I told my friends “Well,…

oh so nobody’s going to do it, huh?

Honestly? I kinda wish I’d had those kind of [russian girl] friends.

I was going to make a snarky comment but then I realized I couldn’t remember the last time I heard a (famous) black man say anything nice about women, particularly black women, and then I got sad and made some tea. I’m sure that’s for the best.

Up in here doing the Lord’s work early on a Monday morning! Bless ya!

I could listen to the instrumental to this all day.

Aaaaannnd now I can’t stop listening to this...! (Thank you!)

Fountain pen: Lamy Safari, F nib. I have a pelikan but it seems *too* light sometimes. The steel nib on the Lamy gives just the right amount of feedback.

Fountain pen: Lamy Safari, F nib. I have a pelikan but it seems *too* light sometimes. The steel nib on the Lamy…

What pen is this??

Preach. Not to mention something of a turn-on!

Seriously. I’d be all “YAY!”and giggle off while skipping away to get them.

as someone Large of Forehead and Wide of Cheek, this is all lies. Bangs are the only hairstyle that made me feel remotely attractive and it makes me sad my natural hair is not long enough to achieve this. So guess what? WIGS WITH BANGS HERE I COME. all y’all long haired heffas can side eye me all you want. As for me…

YES. I’ve really come to reality about how my body looks in lingerie and that’s why now it’s all v-neck t-shirts to bed, all the time, Chez Cake.

Only losers with fewer than four meowmeowbeenz will use Peeple. <scoffs>

No, no, I fully believe that only people with professionally banging bodies have this kind of fun! I haven’t worn a bathing suit since I was 15. Don’t nobody, tourist-dependent economy or no, wanna see all this.

As a southerner, this is *Fascinating*! Is this a universal northern thing or is it the boot version of pumpkin spice any/everything? I wonder if we have anything similarly ugly and regionally-specific down here.

YES. I fully plan on imparting this wisdom to my daughter. Never date a bad kisser long term, and especially if they refuse to be taught how to improve. They will not take any *other* suggestions either and you will regret it.

I am married. I miss making out too.