Seriously. John Tuturro and Loretta Devine weren’t available?

i would not have been surprised at all if it was bedazzled denim. lord. 

I was wondering if maybe i didn’t know the right words? 

THIS. 

I cackled out loud when I heard that! I knew I was in for a treat when I heard it -- and still have the ending credits song in my head days later. Would definitely buy their merch. 

James Bessinger? Any relation to the late Maurice Bessinger, noted bigot and restaurateur?

Thank you so much for sharing this! I hope Ms. Holloway has a safe and happy delivery and that all continues to go well for her.

My thoughts precisely. I’ll be seeing this at least twice! A heist film with Viola Davis?! Absofuckinglutely. 

well honestly after this, it would seem to be an exchange of ‘yes, we were a good match at the time’. but i like that he’s not bothered with replying, like ‘yes i know i’m good’. 

Absolutely. Retta, but without the har-har-har Mellissa Mccarthy ‘she’s fat’ foolishness. I’d want her to play a sexy ‘you never see her coming/ nobody suspects’ smart  woman spy. 

I read this in Jean-Ralphio’s voice and it was better than this song, which I will not listen to. 

I am sad that out of all your friends, you were the only one with your priorities in proper order. (Even if it was domino’s. Ick.) 

shouldn’t “I feel like a Woman” be on there? Do white women still play that? 

white supremacy is a helluva drug. 

they learn to hold their faces like that in their sororities! 

oh but there are more of them to come! They all have the same hairstyles and looks too ( see Fox News anchors) 

can it also clean windows?

Thank heavens it wasn’t just me. I’m fat AND old, but still want to get this for some stupid reason.

I’m so disappointed you didn’t have ‘intolerant intercourse’ in there! ‘Bigoted bump-and-grinding’! ‘xenophobic x-rated activities’! ‘hateful horniness’!

They already are — my daughter has participated in them since she was in 4 year old kindergarten.