I am seriously considering watching this crazy train just for Kim “Tootie-Regine Hunter” Fields.

I...I was not prepared for this. Goodness but he wears a suit well. He’s got this louche kind of nonchalance that just...Yes please, and thank you.

Is it Mads Mikkelsen’s Hannibal or Anthony Hopkins’? Because the former looks *So* good being that evil...

This is awesome. I’m going to save SO MUCH MONEY this season!!!

And don’t forget if you’re above a US Size 10/12, y0u can forget about these ‘high quality’ clothes too.

Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light / Or just another lost angel

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Okay I probably shouldn’t admit this but i’m kinda jealous. I really do wish I’d gotten more experience in my single/younger days — Mr. Pecan Pie is okay and all but, I mean, everybody’s got shortcomings, y’know? You just overlook it and move on.

I think it’s more of a fantasy of a connection, or the kind they can’t get or don’t otherwise have: the attention and the (illusion, at least) of desire. It’s a powerful thing to feel wanted, even if that “desire” is manufactured and paid for.

I read your post and started singing “I Know I’ve Been Changed” in my head.

I would have thought The Shining or Jaws would be appropriate as well.

Seriously. My flight-or-flight response kicked in something serious. <shudder>

pretty much. Truth In Advertising! They should post their MRS degree success rate, organized by tax bracket tier as well. Terrifying but in a very truthful “you know this is real, right?” kind of way. This could have been taken at any southern university with similar results; every campus has this kind of ‘i’m rich…

Whitewashing, literally.

Oh, I’m quite sure I’m not ! I’m not saying I didn’t make this bed, just saying it’s not that fun to lie in.

she is a three year old with special needs. So I’m not sure how temporary this is. The good news is by the time I find out, I’ll be too old to care. Thanks though!

It *is* kind of sad that it appears all fun seems to cease the second a baby exits one’s body, and we are made to feel ashamed and conflicted about everything that happens afterward. Thing is, I never *planned* this descent into boring mommydom — it just sort of happened. One day I woke up and realized I have nothing…

me too! i sprung for two really nice ones — lelo and fun factory — and {sad trombone sound}. Oh well.

oh thank god. I thought it was just me.

I love you for this answer. Because I live in the deep South where delivery is scarce. I’m a grown ass woman and I too have no idea how to budget for groceries. I’m guessing “okay I’m just gonna spend $30 at Publix” and coming out with $45 worth of spinach and meat that will sit in the fridge until I guiltily eat it…