This here’s for all the dead ponies.

Still... only ONE female character. And in all of the movies, all the women play second fiddle nearly all of the time. Want to dress up like a Star Wars character? Unless you want to play a boy, there aren’t many options for girls.

This is my daughter. She’s a Vader fan like it’s her job. I even got her a Vader T and Vader leggings for christmas this year.

When they’re coming from men, daddy issues are the stuff of myth and sagas. When they’re coming from women, daddy issues are recommendation for therapy and a punchline.

Um, there was only ONE girl in the original movie.

It amazes me that the threat of this kind of terror has become the new normal for clinics. It is simply not covered in the news. The most frequent time for people to become aware of the insane protesters outside the clinic is for them to arrive requiring services and be confronted by a screaming mob. Yet this is every…

It’s actually about ethics in video game journalism

Yeah seriously, they just got “equality” they should just shut up now...

sanitation processes tat prevent disease are universally useful.

Did you know that more people on this planet have a cell phone than have a toilet?

I think it’s fair to say that human civilization would continue just fine without men, but losing toilets would be a serious problem.

THAT BELLY THO. I want to zerbert it!

Seriously. Isn’t every day men’s day? I guess it’s fitting that it falls on the same day as toilet day.

I’m a man and I pooped twice this morning. Never let it be said that I don’t go all out for holidays.

Thank God! I totally needed a men’s day. Gonna get the bro’s together and do some guy stuff. Start of the day pursuing Jezebel, like always. Nothing changes that. Spend some time with my dog. Eat some pizza and watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that I DVR’d the other day. Go work out. Can’t skip leg day. Pick up my sons…

#notalltoilets

I feel like I adequately celebrated both of these things this morning around 9:20 AM.

I appreciate toilets about 7x more than I appreciate men.

Happy toilet day!

“A time for many people to reflect on the contributions, sacrifices and progress made by men in society.” = literally all of recorded history.