We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

If my buddy fell off the couch while I was on Deadspin, no chance I'd stop typing to help them up—the stakes are simply too high.

When you discuss the Japan Cup all I think of is this:

So far as I can tell, Anna's sole direct communication to Robby Soave in the aftermath has been the tweet-comment "Sure you are" when he said he was glad the incident didn't happen as described.

I find it pretty funny that you have an issue with their tone when it turns out they were, ya know, actually right. Anyhow, if you want to see something dismissive & elitist (with a healthy dose of condescension) reread all of the comments Anna's made directly to Bradley & Soave in the comments section of that other…

Seems crazy to me. With all the publicity this story is getting, it seems that viewership for a bowl game with UAB would be higher now than ever. Small potatoes still, but the story line would be much more interesting than whoever they pick over UAB.

i'm not usually the spelling police, but there is a typo in your name! i'll let you off with a warning this time mister ;-).

He cried for your grins.

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

You mean supported like the on-campus stadium they wanted to build? Or perhaps the national championship-holding coach they had literally already hired? Yeah, how ironic

UAB's nationally ranked Women's Ponytail Team is also looking for a new conference.

Paul Bryant Jr.'s Wikipedia page already has a great edit:

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

I hope they do this after every touchdown.

At one point, it looks like the footage of Adryan goes into reverse, while the other people on the field remain in steady motion.

Tanner is gonna eat that nacho

How does Finebaum not go on a shooting rampage, I cannot imagine that job... This makes First Take look calm.

Shoulda been you, Karl Hess.

Even the officials can't catch that #SECSpeed.

But how long you let it freeze?