This looks disturbingly like Brand is abducting Colfer.

OK, it is really making me feel like an old lady that I might be the first person to put KLEENEX on this list. Good for allergies, sad movies, and spills.

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: It is definitely vegan—some vegans are also really picky about eating processed sugar and such, so if she doesn't want to eat processed sugar, don't be too offended, I'm sure she will really appreciate your thought. If you don't find a vegan frosting you like, you can always just dust it…

@RackahDisciprine: I can't offer insight on the teller, but I will say that dating takes practice (or luck). Practice asking people out...practice flirting...be open about communicating (so you know what is working, and if you are picking up on the right signals). There will be some embarrassment, but err on the…

Well, as far as I know, Steve King is crazy but doesn't drag his family into the public light, write terrible books, work for Fox News, or quit his political job in the middle of his term. His crazy is the responsibility of his constituents, first and foremost. Sarah Palin deserves the attention, and the criticism,…

@ihaveberries: I was on the pill for 10+ years, and never noticed a difference. If anything, going OFF of it lowered my libido. Everyone reacts differently.

@vulcanized: I got my outdoorsy girlfriends camping pillows from REI last year and everyone loved them (they pack up small, but are super comfy). Does he have good cycling gloves? I just got myself winter cycling gloves and love them. Also from REI. Good technical socks, an assortment of gourmet energy bars, a…

@Miss Suka: At least do a spa day for yourself! And it won't be the worst birthday ever, my parents made me go to Arizona to a summer resort with them for my 35th. It was freezing at the resort (December) so there was little to do, and my mom wanted to eat dinner at 5 pm with the rest of the elderly. Then I watched…

@Oleander: You'll have to push your limits a lot in the Marines, probably especially because you are female. So, look at this as practice for that :) Trying something you know is going to be hard mentally and physically, and getting through it, is important for proving that you can push yourself beyond your…

@FrabjousDay: I'm sure there are people that would vote for that duo, but they can't read...

@mgallagher713: Please also insult others for engaging in private, harmless behavior, and make sure to hypocritically participate in some of those behaviors as well.

@noparenthesis: Some relationships just take longer to get going, which doesn't mean they are less worthwhile. And if you just got over a long term relationship, you are probably not used to being with someone who doesn't know you really, really well...and vice versa. It sounds like you just need to give it some…

@nobodyr: Lean protein, lots of fruits and vegetables. Lots of processed foods are thought to increase inflammation, so avoiding those will be healthier and maybe make you heal faster, too!

@Rosa - que seria de mi?!: Mine only opens from the bottom menu bar, but not from the shortcut on my computer. No idea why, but you could try alternate ways of opening before restarting.

@REALTALK: Boo! I'm sorry. Although we girls sometimes bitch to our girlfriends when we need to let off steam, too. So don't make it a big issue unless it is part of a larger pattern.

@SnotFace: If there is any way to take a personal day, I would. I think I was MORE upset when my dog died (abuptly, I didn't have to make the decision for him) than when people I have known well have died—since I lost a part of my daily home life, rather than 'just' someone whom I didn't necessarily interact…

@CC-Lemons: I haven't found a DRESSY winter coat with long enough sleeves, but I did find a great casual winter coat from Athleta with extra long sleeves. Have you looked there?

Alright:

@Peppermint: I think it is so "expected" that it isn't reported on. I know it was a repeated problem after 9/11 (both for myself and others) and up until at least 3 years ago; I know a lot of male frequent travelers who have actually commented on how ridiculous it is that underwire bras still seem to cause extra…

Considering the number of people who support abstinence-only sex education, I am thinking this will not be receiving attention from politicians for a long, long time.