I would love to send you my favorite nowhere, bullshit email that I order cheeseburgers and pizza with. Is there a secret kinja way to speak privately that I do not see?

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You are not kidding.

You are hilarious! I saw you on the twinjatwitterthingamajig. Should I join? How much do they need to know?

Oh, and she could loot a maid’s cart like a ninja. I still have little soaps and coin cups from Las Vegas casinos that don’t exist anymore.

An uncomfortable lol@ Donny’s “Octopus’s Garden”. That was the joke we had for our nan who would do stuff like order one hamburger and take 12 ketchups, 10 straws, 6 coffee creamers, tons of salt and pepper, half the napkins. When she died we discovered that her greatest asset was her stash of Sweet & Low packets. It…

Oh my god, I hate to say it, but if that photograph is true it really kind of looks like him. : /

All of that + (plausible deniability) = Yes, Exactly This!

Hello, generous nongrey person! Thank you for the warning! I have no idea what my ♡ installed on this little garnet edition samy that keeps me from ever having to see these terrible pictures, but I am so, so grateful.

Yass up for the week

‘Twas a lovely summer of Yas, Queen

I want Bobby to realize that he can be far, far above page 6 whenever he is ready. I know he is ready to ascent into bloomage! But, I don’t know how to make him understand this.

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I think you are absolutely correct because I suspect that they are both gay as an arrow and I find these pictures incredibly sad. I am in Orlando and I just want to buy everyone rainbow everything. We shouldn’t have to pretend anything, anywhere, anymore. The stock has dropped very low for both of these people in my…

Watch Harry and everyone else’s mood change immediately. This is facinating.

“...and I want it to look like the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2.”

I once lived in a historic district in a city in florida. The house was gorgeously old and super cool. We were thrilled to live there until the night the termites came out. They swarmed in a giant tornado around the dining room light. They can only fly for a few minutes and then they drop their wings, so you are left…

I thought the same thing:

B+ Our entire economy is run on speculation.

Let’s be, good, kind, rational and fair.