Keep reading about her, she is only recently getting out from under that stuff from half of her life ago. She is defined by this but Bill Clinton really isn’t. Her life for the last 20 years seems like a nightmare but she has a good sense of humor about it. She is batty-ass bananas, but she is getting by. I have…

I wish all the Sams for you, lovely lady! Sam Waterston is so sweetly and uncharacteristically boyish in this, he’s wonderful. Lily Tomlin is hysterical and has the best smile of all time. Jane Fonda is a riot who has absolutely no problem laughing at herself. Martin Sheen is always great. I feel like I have known…

Yes! This. Just keep your fucking space helmet on. You never know what utterly pointless space grossness is out there. Sorry Mikey, I predict a few more flops in your future. I sure as hell won’t be driven to see any more of these movies claiming to be part of the original “Alien” franchise.

Lol @ Schrödinger’s Friendzone. This is a very interesting conversation.

So are her first world problems.

True story! He said that sometimes he literally had nothing else to do but read mail. If I had known that I would have sent him a card once a week, at least. I didn’t expect anything of mine to actually get anywhere near him. I just sent some good wishes into the void and I was surprised that they were received and…

Slightly OT: I wrote to Tommy Chong while he was in prison. I just felt like his sentence was heartbreakingly unfair and I just wrote a brief note telling him so. He wrote back a thank you and when Cheech and Chong did a little local live show here in FL (in 2013?) he told everyone how much he needed that support. I…

Hey, that guy can cook. Get a strip steak, panfry it in a little olive oil, depending on the size, 3 mins or so on one side. Flip it over, add rosemary, garlic and butter in the pan. Put the rosemary and garlic on the meat and spoon the butter over it for the last 3 minutes. This is his method, this makes the best…

I am trying to imagine this scene with the purple part being Tommy Lee Jones’s youngface. Then I realize that Tommy Lee Jones was born looking like a 60 year old and that grape face is a vast improvement.

Hey, you EARNED that midlife crisis.

On Tuesday, I will get my first new car since 1997. It is cute and sporty, and it has a moonroof, for an absolutely great deal. \○/

A lanai is a tropical whore’s patio. Blanche had the first one I ever heard of, and I have one now. I highly recommend it.

So sweet. So misguided. That happens to me all of the time. Plus stuff like this: “You’re watching that movie? I wanted to watch that WITH you!” “You want to do 10 mins in the ‘single rider’ line instead of 30 in the regular line? I wanted to ride it WITH you!” 10+ years later and I have a huge list of partially…

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I love this! Is the original picture a HERO with a telephone? I want to buy one and fit a tiny bar inside. My own R2 unit, for drunk dialing only. “Ready?” Oh, hell yeah.

A whole lot of people love to fall behind others who they deem ‘blessed’. A whole lot of people really hate that philosophy. The real serious bullies are from everywhere on that spectrum with there own agenda and baggage, ready to punish anyone for their terrible lives.

Dude! What year are we talking about here? I had a childhood friend who’s father was a huge-wig in telephony in the NY/NJ area in 1986. Each of their phones had a green and black touchscreen that was like trying to push through a pan of jell-o. You could poke any number on the list to call them, which was superfly in…

Yes, we have actually have known each other for quite a while, we used to hang out on my lanai. We initially got off on the wrong foot because you, myself and everyone were cranky before they drank the kool-aid at DoK.

Hey man, I’m going through some stuff here, that comic rattled me to the bone as I was here to escape exactly that. Apparently, part of my day is now, to battle a toad. I am a (mostly) professional person and for the last three days I have spent at least half an hour each night battling a huge toad. I feel ridiculous.

Goddammit. I have been courting butterflies, geckos and the bright green native Florida species lizard to my humble courtyard. Then, I watched a bit fat toad, who I thought was cool, eat one of my buttery yellow geckos. : ( boo. Florida girl fistbump.... FTW!