Two points about Tom I thought last night while watching:

I love his dumb ass yesterday cuz he would be sexily pissed and would make faces like he was dying when he got answers wrong. #hotjeopardyidiot

Just let it happen.

I’ve got a consolation price for poor Tom. In my pants.

He’s so funny when he has us all (my brother, my husband, and me) together because he just goes Full Dad. “Did everyone go to the bathroom? Because I am NOT STOPPING.” He’s Clark Griswold.

This is every family goal I’ve ever had.

heh heh heh lock up yer dawters don’t lettem show their bits heh heh boys only want one thing girls stay pure i like to look because i can’t help it

I’m so glad my dad has never had anything to say about me wearing leggings besides “hey, are those popular again?”

They’ll probably become the women policing other women and making videos about how “leggings aren’t pants”.

Aidala has a rule in his household: “If it’s not worn in the monastery, it’s not worn out on the street.”

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

the duck dynasty dude telling other people what to wear makes me extremely happy

This was funny.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

A panel about dealing with online harassment was shut down due to online harassment?

Their ‘manager’...riiiight.

In a world where I can almost see anything sexual I want to, what is the draw of desnudas? Desnudas are the C-Span of titillation.

Future HOA board members, obviously.

This changes nothing

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.