……………No!

So I actually just recently did this. A few weeks ago my husband and I went out on a Friday night and got a babysitter. Got home around 12:30 somewhat sober but we decided to keep the booze train going and sat on the porch drinking and listening to music until about 3. The next day was freaking awful. My kids kind of…

I have gotten so many unsolicited dick pics. I got really upset when, after what I thought was a nice first date, the guy sent me a picture of his (or ... someone’s, I don’t know) ejaculating dick and said he was thinking about me. Like, I was just thinking “That was a nice date. Maybe he’s not a creep” and then ...

Daily Fail audience seems to always have the worst takes.

You skipped “difficult to work with.” Or was that the new “she won’t suck my dick”? I get them so mixed up sometimes!

I remember what it felt like my first semester of college, on the other side of my state from home. How it felt to realize that my mother could not knock on my door at any moment and then burst in screaming at me for having the nerve to tell her “just a minute!”. That she could no longer follow my daily actions and…

I would like to see the Trumpspawn banned from every British kingdom and former British colony. Those assholes could never go anywhere again.

It gives all us children-of-narcissists a comments section to commiserate in.

It looks like “controlling” is the new “bitch.”

Love all the responses here. The irritating thing is that across the pond, at least to commenters on Daily Mail, MM is the problem. The father has garnered sympathy there and commenters react with “how can she do this to her own father?!”

I believe that’s known as the Goebbels-eye:

It’s Christmas time and the tabloids are paying, so I’m sure the crazy Markles will continue to have plenty to say. I find it so odd that Thomas kept his mouth shut the entire time Meghan and Harry were dating and engaged only to show his ass the week of the wedding. I’m sure Samantha had something to do with that. 

I was more thinking of all the liberal minded production and hair/make-up people watching this lint-covered scrotum stroll by all ‘ya babe you’re defs camera ready’.

Only the second worst ghost dad.

I googled Miller’s age and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor. Any time I feel conflicted about my crows’ feet I will remember that I am older than Stephen Miller and Sarah Huckabee Sanders but they could pass for my judgmental, bigoted parents.

Hooboy, you know that both he and Sammy are going to really kick into high gear when the baby’s born! “Why won’t you let him be part of the faaaaaaaaaaaamily! We just want to sponge attention off our relation to love him!” I can hear it now.

Thomas Markle is an abusive narcissist. I know because I have two of them for parents and this is EXACTLY how they behave. Nothing will ever satisfy him. It is painful and exhausting, and cutting him out of her life is precisely the right thing to do. It is the *only* thing you can do with people like this. If you…

Indeed, shame on her for being controlling of her own damned life.

He reminds me of that super creepy character, Ronald Meltzer from the season 1 episode of Angel, entitled “I fall to Pieces.”

“I’m sorry, Mr. Chairman, unless you’d like to purchase Google, any efforts to change what our algorithm does or does not display as a private enterprise will be viewed a challenge on the First Amendment until legislated otherwise by the Supreme Court.”