I see you’ve heard my father talk at pretty much anytime during his teenage and adult life.

Nope, she’s a tried and true Christian. There are millions just like her. Also, read up on the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

You’d be wrong.

About bared breasts in NY:

None of the community colleges in my hometown (a major US city) offer cosmetology as a degree program. Until more non-profit schools start offering these courses and certificates, where else are people going to go? So it’s great to go on about community colleges, but they are not the be all end all people like to make…

I straight up would correct my former manager when she would call me and the others in the sales department girls. Nope, I’m a woman. I’ve had my period and everything!

You should totally post this over on r/antimlm on Reddit. They would eat this story up.

They picket the Valley Park PP location as well. At least two sign holding assholes were there everytime I went in for he aslrh screenings. The police would run them off for being on private property but they’d be back in 10 minutes.

Yes, it’s one of the older MLMs. 

Yeah pretty much. I know at least two other people irl that are descended from him as well.

Hey cousin, me too!

My fiance rolled his eyes at me when I said she looked like a RealDoll. But she does!

That’s why you get an iron patch and pre-patch AND sew it on for reinforcement. Even at my thinnest, I did this due the strength in my thunder thigh game.

Better than LuLaRoe

I was very poor when I got my first “office” job (call centre with stupid strict dress code). I had no money for slacks. What I did have money for was black scrub bottoms. They look nice and have all the stretch you need.

I have an aunt like this. Worst part is when you show proof that whatever bullshit she’s reposting is in fact bullshit she starts in on the, “I’m sharing it just in case!” or “You never know! It could happen!”.

I don’t know. Go ask his ghost writer.

As far as I’m concerned, Godwin’s Law ceased to apply on the 8th of November 2016.

I usually don’t shit on the editing skills at Jezebel, but come the fuck on. Not even 10 words into the first sentence there is a missing letter.

No, no, no. He’ll say he’s 28 with 18 years experience.*

Nah, but I remember when people put singles adds in the paper.